The Internet Says Jordan Isn’t The GOAT, Martin Wasn’t Funny, Jay-Z Is Irrelevant And Eddie Murphy Was Never Funny — Is The New Generation Serious?
Welcome to the internet — where Michael Jordan isn’t the GOAT, Martin was not funny, Jay-Z has always been an irrelevant rapper and Eddie Murphy was never funny. That’s not our words. That’s the take from Da$h (@1HunnitDash) that Charlamagne Tha God reposted to his page, with one question attached: are we witnessing a generation that genuinely believes this?
The post pulled in over 2,000 comments, and the replies are split right down the middle — older heads calling it flat-out disrespect, younger fans saying the legends get graded harder in the streaming era because everything is on camera now. Even Grafh slid into the comments with one word: “Indeed.”
Let’s be clear about what’s actually being said. Jordan’s six rings didn’t change. Martin is still the blueprint half the sitcoms after it copied. Jay-Z’s catalog and business run speak for themselves, and Eddie Murphy basically invented the modern comedy superstar. What changed is the arena: in 2026, every legend gets re-litigated daily by people who never watched them live.
So where does ITSBIZKIT land? The internet doesn’t get to rewrite the record — but it does get to argue about it. That’s the culture.
Your turn: which of the four takes is the most disrespectful — and is ANY of them even a little bit true? Sound off.
Story: Da$h (@1HunnitDash), as amplified by Charlamagne Tha God (@cthagod). Original graphic via DATWAV.
